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What part of your body goes to heaven first?

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 6:16 am
by Jim
What part of your body goes to heaven first?


The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, - 'When you die and go to Heaven... which part of your body goes first?

Suzy raised her hand and said, - 'I think it's your hands.'

'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'

Suzy replied, - 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.

'What a wonderful answer!' the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said - 'Sister, I think it's your feet.

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.

'Now Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?'

Little Johnny said, - 'Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night.
Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh God,Oh God, I'm coming.'
I gotta tell you, if Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her’.

The Nun fainted... !! :thumbsup:

Re: What part of your body goes to heaven first?

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 11:43 am
by TinBin
lol brill that :kekeke: :thumbsup:

Re: What part of your body goes to heaven first?

Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2016 9:43 pm
by Tron
LOL..... Saved a few myself.... :lol: