Are you insured for sex?

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Are you insured for sex?

Post #1 by TinBin » 6 years ago

Are you insured for sex?

Make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having.

Please find a list of companies catering below for most tastes:

Sex with your wife - legal & general

sex on the telephone - direct line

Sex with your partner - standard life

Sex with someone different - go compare

Sex with a fat bird - more than

Sex on a back seat of a car - sheila's wheels

Sex with a posh bird - privileged

Sex with a oap -saga

Sex with a transvestite - confused . com

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