Bud Light Drunk

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Bud Light Drunk

Post #1 by Tron » 5 years ago

A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home
drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in
your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes
to bed in his Bud Light stupor."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home
drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished,and he
didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?" :evil2: :beer3:


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Post #2 by freonchill » 5 years ago

ive heard that one
i think my wifes grandfather told me it...
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Post #3 by gapsta » 5 years ago

heheh might have to teach someone this
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Post #4 by TinBin » 5 years ago

lol good one

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