A Porche

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A Porche

Post #1 by pinky » 15 years ago

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents
began to yell and scream,
Where did you get that car???!!!

He calmly told them,
I bought it today.

With what money? demanded his parents.
We know what a Porsche costs.

Well, said the boy, this one cost me fifteen dollars.

So the parents began to yell even louder.
Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars? they said.

It was the lady up the street, said the boy.I don't know her
name; they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike
and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars?

Oh my Goodness, moaned the mother, she must be a child
abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right now
and see what's going on!

So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the
lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias!

He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had
sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she
did it!
Well, she said, this morning I got a phone call
from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but I
learned from a friend that he had run off to with Hawaii with
his secretary and really doesn't intend to come back.

He claimed he was stranded and asked me to sell his new Porsche
and to send him the money - so I DID!!

(Are women good or what?)


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