My goldfish died

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My goldfish died

Post #1 by Eyerex » 15 years ago

>Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor
>peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster
>was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"
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>"My goldfish died," Nancy replied tearfully, without looking up, "and I
>just buried him!"
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>The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish
>isn't it?"
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>Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "Yep -- but
>that's because he's inside your fucking cat!!!!"


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