gsx70
04-17-2005, 11:15 AM
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all
over the world, I can?t help but cry. I mean I?d love to be
skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and
stuff."
--Mariah Carey
"Smoking kills. If you?re killed, you?ve lost a very import-
ant part of your life."
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson
for federal anti-smoking campaign.
"I?ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my
body."
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest
crime rates in the country."
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
"The word genius isn?t applicable in football. A genius is a
guy like Norman Einstein."
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
"We don?t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude
certain types of people."
--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
"Traditionally, most of Australia?s imports come from over-
seas.
--Keppel Enderbery
"It isn?t pollution that?s harming the environment. It?s the
impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore, Vice President
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at
night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart
throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake
up dead, there?ll be a record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman.
(Thanks to Marsha @ Linkings)
over the world, I can?t help but cry. I mean I?d love to be
skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and
stuff."
--Mariah Carey
"Smoking kills. If you?re killed, you?ve lost a very import-
ant part of your life."
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson
for federal anti-smoking campaign.
"I?ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my
body."
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest
crime rates in the country."
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
"The word genius isn?t applicable in football. A genius is a
guy like Norman Einstein."
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
"We don?t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude
certain types of people."
--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
"Traditionally, most of Australia?s imports come from over-
seas.
--Keppel Enderbery
"It isn?t pollution that?s harming the environment. It?s the
impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore, Vice President
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at
night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart
throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake
up dead, there?ll be a record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman.
(Thanks to Marsha @ Linkings)